Posts by Mister Biggs

Hi, Dutchy.
Welcome to the Board.
Your experience doesn't surprise me. Many JW's have a Pharasaic approach to things. Please don't feel guilty because of that ignorant man. Tell your daughter the same thing.

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The Three Stooges vs. The Elder Body

by Mister Biggs in

first up is moe howard.

the bully, the boss, the enforcer.

usually the po of the congregation.

Mister Biggs

Thanks, JT.
I had a lot of fun putting it together!

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Contradictions-1/1/02 WT

by Mister Biggs in

scanned for your convenience.. contradiction #1:.

um, doesn't the gb elevate itself above the so-called 'rank and file'?

not to mention the elders, the minsterial servants, the pioneers, auxillary pioneers, co's, do's, and attendants.

Mister Biggs

Scanned for your convenience.

Contradiction #1:

Um, doesn't the GB elevate itself above the so-called 'Rank and File'? Not to mention the elders, the minsterial servants, the Pioneers, Auxillary Pioneers, CO's, DO's, and Attendants. All classes. The only thing they are equal in is that they all view themselves "higher up" than the plain old Publisher. Perhaps that's why many current JW's are living in misery and suffering. Why, they may be shunned, abused (some physically, some verbally, some sexually), looked down upon. They can't form their own opinions. They can't openly admit that they disagree with one, some, or all of the WT teachings. I suppose the list can go on and on.
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Contradiction #2:

Okay, okay. Are you finished laughing at the hypocrisy of that underlined statement? Are women and men really equal in the JW organization? Let me know when they let a woman carry a mic even though there are plenty of so-called qualified men around. That'll never happen!
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Contradiction #3:

Ah, yes, women again! Are women an inferior class in the WTS? Uh, okay...they are called a 'large army'. Some are said to be of the annointed. But, do any serve as a member of the GB? No. Do any serve as DO's or CO's? No. Are any elders? Ministerial Servants? No and no. Do any give 45 minute public talks? No (unless they really go overtime on the #3 or #4 talk!). The only time they can get any "privileges" in the congregation is when there aren't enough qualified men around.

Truly, the WTS makes many contradictory statements.

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WT April 1, 2002 on Baptism

by badwillie in

quote from page 13, paragraph 17:.

"..jehovah's witnesses never coerce anyone into baptism.".

same page 13, paragraph 19 - new subheading:.

Mister Biggs

Oh, one has to love the double-talk of the Society! Good catch, badwillie!

I love the Governing Body the way Philly loves Kobe.

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The Three Stooges vs. The Elder Body

by Mister Biggs in

first up is moe howard.

the bully, the boss, the enforcer.

usually the po of the congregation.

Mister Biggs

Thanks, Diamond. By the way, hang in there with your exit.

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The Three Stooges vs. The Elder Body

by Mister Biggs in

first up is moe howard.

the bully, the boss, the enforcer.

usually the po of the congregation.

Mister Biggs

outnfree-You're funny! You are right about murder = moider. I have changed it! Thanks!

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The Three Stooges vs. The Elder Body

by Mister Biggs in

first up is moe howard.

the bully, the boss, the enforcer.

usually the po of the congregation.

Mister Biggs

joy2, JanH, Neon, and flower...Thanks!
TR...You are so correct. Maybe someone should do a separate one just for the GB. LOL!

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The Three Stooges vs. The Elder Body

by Mister Biggs in

first up is moe howard.

the bully, the boss, the enforcer.

usually the po of the congregation.

Mister Biggs

First up is Moe Howard. The bully, the boss, the enforcer. Usually the PO of the congregation. He barks out the orders and the other elders jump into action. "Disfellowship that sinner or else I'll moider ya'!"

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Next, there's Larry Fine. He's the right hand of the PO. He's loyal to the PO and the ORG right to the end! Sure, sometimes he disagrees with Moe, but in the end, he always ends up solving all problems according to Moe's standards. Sadly, Larry always seems to obtain problems that cause him to pull out his hair (or, allowing Moe to pull it out for him). Problems such as judging "apostates".

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Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk! Ah, next is Curly Howard. He's that one elder that everyone seems to love. The Publishers "soytenly" LOVE to see him give talks. They LOVE to hear him comment. They LOVE to see him at gatherings. And they LOVE to tell him all of their problems because he's not quick to judge them. Many times, he keeps the problems between himself and the Publisher. This elder is so fun to be around and can be the life of the party. He's the one who EVERY Publisher wonders: How on earth was he ever appointed as an elder???

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That brings us to Shemp Howard. He's the elder that wants to be Mr. Cool. He wants to be like the PO (Moe) but can never attain that goal. So, he at least tries to look the part of the PO. He dresses slightly better. His hair is neatly combed. His smile melts all the sisters hearts like hot wax. But when he gets together with the elders for a beat-down...er...I mean an elder's meeting, he comes out looking like another word that begins with "SH". After these meetings, his hair is unkempt, his clothes are tattered, and you begin to notice the large bags under his eyes. This poor elder always takes the heat from the PO. Sadly, he still always seeks the PO's approval. It builds up his low self-esteem.

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Let's not leave out Joe Besser. He's the wimpiest of the entire elder body. Sure, he'll disagree with some of the decisions of the elders. He also admits that he hates having to disfellowship people. He often begs the other elders when they decide to disfellowship, "Not so harrrrd!". But, in the end, he always caves in to their demands. He's the ultimate "whipping boy".

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Finally, here are some elder activities secretly filmed by some of you evil "apostates"...

"That's right, Timmy! Write down every detail of your 'choking the chicken' confession!"

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Street Work- Witnessing To A Cop. Coming to a yearbook near you.

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Caught cooking for the CO's visit

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Forcing a husband to confess to his wife that he cheated on her. The husband actually is innocent, it's just that Elder Curly wants the man's wife for himself.

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They're SPYING on YOU!

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Now they're chasing Joe Publisher because in their eyes he has a beautiful woman who's NOT his wife in the car with him. Turns out that the "woman" was actually his new Afghan dog.

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Here they are hiding in the bedroom of Jack and Jane Sleaze to see if any "oral" activities are occurring. If so, they are soooooo busted!

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"So, tell us again how you did her? We need to know so we can judge you with ALL of the facts!"

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Finally, having their own Memorial celebration AFTER the Memorial celebration. Oh, and they're not of the annointed.